Singing the Blues - 3. Spelarna
“One Maka, Two Maka, Three Makalele”. Det är bara en av flera hyllningar till spelare till Chelsea både då och nu. Tredje delen av ”Singing the Blues” sätter SPELARNA i fokus.
Redan på 60-talet började spelarna uppmärksammas med egna sånger. En del, som hyllningen till Peter Osgood, lever fortfarande kvar. Tidigare var det mest rena sånger, men nuförtiden handlar det oftare om enkla ramsor. Nedan följer bara ett axplock av vad som dykt upp genom åren.
NUVARANDE SPELARE
Mel: Mambo No 5
Melodilänk
A little bit of Sheva in our lives
A little bit of Ballack down the sides
A little bit of Terry is what we need
A little bit of Shauny with his speed
A little bit of Ashley in defence
A little bit of Drogba he's immense
A little bit of singin from the fans
A little bit of Jose he's our man...
Kuriosa: Egentligen mer en smart uttänkt låt än något som sjungs.
Steve Sidwell
Mel: I love you baby
Oh Stevie Sidwell, you are the love of my life
Oh Stevie Sidwell, I let you shag my wife
Oh Stevie Sidwell, I want ginger hair too
Kuriosa: Dök upp i samband med bortamatchen mot Wigna i novmber 2007.
Ricardo Carvalho
Mel: La Donna é mobile
Ricky Car-val-ho, Ricky Car-val-ho...
Didier Drogba
Länk
Didier Drogba, la-la-la
Didier Drogba, la-la-la
Kuriosa: Ramsan är tagen från fansen på Stade Velodrome som sjöng den till Drogbas ära under hans tid i Marseille.
Florent Malouda
Mel: Follow the leader
Melodilänk
Florent Malouda, louda, louda
Florent Malouda, wooo, wooo
Frank Lampard
Länk
Super, super-Frank
Super, super-Frank
Super, super-Frank
Super-Frankie Lampard
Michael Essien
Länk
Essien, Michael Essien,
Na, na, na, na, nana,
Michael Essien,Essien,
Michael Essien...
Wayne Bridge
Länk
Oh Wayne Bridge,
Scored a fucking great goal,
In the Highbury shithole,
Two minutes to go...
Joe Cole
Länk
He's here, he's there,
He's every fucking where
Joey Cole, Joey Cole.
Lassana Diarra
Mel: Who are you?
Melodilänk
Diarra, Diarra, Diarra...
Claudio Pizarro
Mel: Who are you?
Melodilänk
Pizarro, Pizarro, Pizarro...
Carlo Cudicini
One Cudicini, There's only one Cudicini
One Cudicini, There's only one Cudicini
Andreij Sjevtjenko
Mel: Volare
Länk
He Scores Goals, whoa Wo,
He Scores Goals, whoa Wo,
He comes from the Ukraine,
Shevchenko is his name..
Länk
Andriy Shevchenko (klapp-klapp-klapp-klapp-klapp)
Andriy Shevchenko (klapp-klapp-klapp-klapp-klapp)...
Claude Makelele
Mel. Macarena
One Maka, Two Maka, Three Makalele
Four Maka, Five Maka, Six Makalele
Seven Maka, Eight Maka, Nine Makalele
Claaaaude Makalele
Mel. Macarena
"He came from Congo as a kid, Makelele
He got bored of playing for Real, Makelele
He's found his home at The Bridge, Makelele
Clauuude Makelele!
Mel: She’ll be coming round the mountain
Have you ever seen Maka score a goal – Yes we have!
Have you ever seen Maka score a goal – Yes we have!
Have you ever seen Maka, ever seen Maka,
ever seen Maka score a goal – Yes we have!
Kuriosa: Blev en favorit när Makelele äntligen fick göra ett mål, på en retur på sin egen uselt slagna straffspark mot Charlton i sista hemmamatchen guldsäsongen 2004/2005.
José Mourinho
Länk
Mel: La Donna é mobile
Jo-se Mourinho, Jo-se Mourinho,
Jo-se Mourinho, Jo-se Mourinho
Roman Abramovitj
Abramovich, Abramovich buying all the men,
Abramovich, Abramovich showing off to Ken,
Steals from the poor,
Gives to the rich,
Abramovich, Abramovich, Abramovich...
Mel: La Donna é mobile
Roman Abramovitj, Roman Abramovitj
Roman Abramovitj, Roman Abramovitj
GAMLA SPELARE
Geremi
Mel: Celery
Geremi, Geremi
If Damien Duff won’t tickle her muff, we’ll send in Geremi
If she don't come I'll tickle her bum with a length of Geremi!
Gianfranco Zola
Mel: I love you baby
Länk
Gianfranco Zola, la-la-la-la-la-la
Gianfranco Zola, la-la-la-la-la-la
Mel: Lola
Zola, la-la-la-la, Zola, la-la-la-la, Zola
Dennis Wise
Länk
Oooh Dennis Wise,
he scored a fucking great goal,
at the San Siro,
with ten minutes to go-o-o-o.
Mel: Here we go
Dennis Wise, Dennis Wise, Dennis Wise
Dennis Wise, Dennis Wise, Dennis Wi-i-ise
Dennis Wise, Dennis Wise, Dennis Wise
Dennis Wise, DENNIS WISE.
Robert Fleck
Mel: Yellow Submarine (Beatles)
Number One is Robert Fleck,
Number Two is Robert Fleck,
Number Three is Robert Fleck..
….
Number Twelve is Robert Fleck,
We all live in a Robert Fleck world,
A Robert Fleck world,
A Robert Fleck world
Kuriosa: En ironisk sång om en av Chelseas värsta nyförvärv. Sången överlevde betydligt längre än spelaren själv.
Dan Petrescu
Super, Super-Dan
Super, Super-Dan
Super, Super-Dan
Super Dan Petrescu
Gusatvo Poyet
(klapp, klapp, klapp-klapp-klapp-klapp) GUS
Mel: Blue Moon
Poyet
There's only one Poyet
There's only one Poyet
There's only one Poyet
Tore Andre Flo
Mel: Go West (Village People)
Tore, Tore Andre Flo
Tore, Tore Andre Flo
Tore, Tore Andre Flo
Tore, Tore Andre Flo
Marcel Desailly
Mel: Kum-Ba-Ya
Desailly, Marcel, Desailly,
Desailly, Marcel, Desailly.
Gianluca Vialli
Vialli, Vialli, Vialli…
Mel: Volare
Vialli wo oh oh, Vialli wo oh oh
He came from Italy,to play for chelsea
A hat trick, a header, a volley, a shot
We really dont care
He came from juventus to play for chelsea
He's got no hair (skriks)
Mel: It’s amore
Who put the ball in the Old Trafford net?
It's Vialli!
He nutmegged the Dane and poor Fergie's in pain
It's Vialli!
Frank Leboeuf
He's here, he's there,
He's every fucking where
Frank Leboeuf, Frank Leboeuf
Kuriosa: Andra raden ändrades till “We're not allowed to swear” sedan fransmannen beklagat sig över att svordomar förkom I hans sang.
Celestine Babayaro
Mel: Macarena
Baba 1 - Baba 2 - Baba 3, Babayaro
Baba 4 - Baba 5 - Baba 6, Babayaro
Baba 7 - Baba 8 - Baba 9, Babayaro
Heeey Babayaro
Mikael Forssell
Forssell - There's only one Forssell
There's only one Forssell
Jimmy Floyd Hasselbaink
Mel: Son of my Father
Oh Jimmy, Jimmy,
Jimmy, Jimmy, Jimmy Floyd Hasselbaink
Jesper Grönkjaer
Mel: Go West (Village People)
Ooh Aah, Jesper Grönkjaer
Ooh Aah, Jesper Grönkjaer
Ooh Aah, Jesper Grönkjaer
Sam Dalla Bona
Mel: Who let the dog out?
Sam Dalla Bona, Ooh ooh ooh ooh
Sam Dalla Bona, Ooh ooh ooh ooh
Tony Cascarino
Mel. We don’t need another hero
We Don't Need Another Hero,
We've Got Tony Cascarino.
Carlton Cole
Mel: Guantanamera
He's not Joe's brother
Not Joe's brother
He's not Joe's brother
Emerson Thome
Mel: Your so shit it's unbelievable
Emerson Thome - Klingon Warrior
Emerson Thome - Klingon Warrior
Albert Ferrer
Mel: Rupert the Bear
Albert, Albert Ferrer
Everyone knows his name
Eidur Gudjohnsen
Mel: We are the Champions
Eidur Gudjohnsen
(klapp, klapp – klapp, klapp, klapp)
Eidur Gudjohnsen
(klapp, klapp – klapp, klapp, klapp)
Peter Osgood
Arsenal have Radford, and Palace have Queen
West Ham have Hurst, and Tottenham Gilzean
But Chelsea have Osgood and he is the King
Mel: The first Noel
Out from the Shed,
Come a rising young star,
Scoring goals past Pat Jennings from near and from far.
And Chelsea won,
As we all knew they would,
And the star of that great team was Peter Osgood.
Osgood, Osgood, Osgood, Osgood.
Born is the ki-ing of Sta-amford Bridge!
Tommy Baldwin
Oh his name is Tommy Baldwin,
He's the leader of the team.
What team?
The finest football team that the world has ever seen.
Weeeeeeeeeee’re
The Fulham Road supporters and we're louder than the Kop, What Kop?
If you want to argue, we'll kill the fucking lot.
La la la, la la la la la.
Ron Harris
Chopper's gonna get yer
Chopper's gonna get yer
Keith Weller
Mel: Ging Gang Gooly
And it's Keithy, Keithy, Keithy, Keithy Weller,
On the wing ,on the wing(repeat till bored)
Charlie Cooke
He's here, he's there,
He's every fucking where
Charlie Cooke, Charlie Cooke
Nigel Spackman
Mel: Batman-sången
Din-a-din-a-din-a-din-a
Din-a-din-a-din-a-din-a
Spackman!
Keith Weller
Arsenal have Radford and Palace have Queen,
West Ham have Geoff Hurst and Totnum Gilzean,
But Chelsea have Osgood and he is the king,
and also Keith Weller the king on the wing.
Keithy, Keithy Weller, Keithy Weller on the wing,
Keithy, Keithy Weller, Keithy Weller on the wing
Kuriosa: Sången har också använts till Steve Kember.
Peter Houseman
Ooh Tiger Housemen
Ooh Tiger Houseman
Mel: Lily Pink
Peter Houseman, played terrible footnall,
And The Shed all called him names,
So Chopper Harris, gave him a kick in the bollocks,
And now he plays in all the games
Joey Jones
Joey's gonna get yer
Joey's gonna get yer
Ian Britton
Mel: Ging gang gooly
And its Ian, Ian, Ian, Ian Britton on the wing, on the wing
Micky Droy
6 foot 2 with eyes of blue,
Micky Droy is after you
Eddie McReadie
Eddie McReadie's Red and White army
Eddie McReadie's Red and White army
Kuriosa: Sjöngs mellan 1975 och 1977 då McReadie var manager och Chelsea hade en röd bortatröja.
Darren Wood
Mel: "You’re gonna get you’re fucking head kicked in"
Darren Wood is the white Eusebio
Kuriosa: En ironisk ramsa till hopplöse Wood.
Bjarne Goldbaek
Mel: ”Vialli”
Bjarne, Bjarne, Bjarne, Bjarne...
