The Follow Friday Affair
De ansvariga för Orients twitterkonto fick en briljant idé. Skänk en gratismiddag till den som kommer på den bästa anledningen att följa Orient på twitter.
Två små problem med den planen
* Det har bara gått två dagar sedan Orient slarvade bort sin stora chans till en match på Wembley
* Användare på sociala medier uppträder sällan som man förväntar sig
Klubben fick en massa #ff tweets men innehållet var nog inte det förväntade. Men supportrarna visade upp sin bästa sida. I alla fall om man gillar svart humor och ironi. Här är några av förslagen
* #ff @leytonorientfc because their defence has more holes in it than Pistorus' bathroom door.
* #ff @leytonorientfc so you can brag to friends about supporting 'real football' before going home to cry alone
* #FF @leytonorientfc one of the few clubs in London that actually get to play at 3pm on Saturdays
* want a financially stable club so that you can have disapointment all year every year? then #ff @leytonorientfc is the club for you!!
* Want a cup of tea without a lid? #ff @leytonorientfc is the club for you
* Do you enjoy persistent drizzly rain, stubbing your toe and parking fines? #ff @leytonorientfc is the club for you.
* If you think this wind feels bitter you should try following@leytonorientfc within a season you'll know what feeling bitter really is #FF
* #ff IF you are happy and your life is complete follow@leytonorientfc and come 5pm tomorrow you can feel like the rest of us #LOFC
* #ff @leytonorientfc if you enjoy films with tragic endings, Morrissey lyrics and TV documentaries about funeral parlours.
* Do you enjoy being let down at the last moment? Love seeing all that good work go to waste? Then #FF @leytonorientfc Won't let you down..
* #ff @leytonorientfc as it's reassuring to know there's always someone worse off than you.
* #FF @leytonorientfc Keeping Prozac in business since 1881
* #ff @leytonorientfc and find out what it's like to be an arsenal supporter and have the whole season over by mid-February!#NothingToPlayFor
* #ff @leytonorientfc for knowing you are right when you yell "My granny would have scored from there"
* #ff @leytonorientfc If you like overweight, balding men and the faint odour of eggy sandwiches, we are the club for you.
* #FF @leytonorientfc if you love explaining to people the reason why you support a London team that is not in the Premier League.
* If you want to struggle to get into the smallest toilet cubicle in the world, then @leytonorientfc is the club for you. #ff
* #ff @leytonorientfc it's on the central line so you can go after work if you feel like it.
* #ff come and follow @leytonorientfc for a serious life changing experience ....you will never be the same again!! #badforyourhealth#myclub
* #ff @leytonorientfc if you spend your life wishing you supported a successful team and can't quite figure out why you can't break the habit.
* Depressed by climate change, recession and the threat of global terrorism? #ff @leytonorientfc to push yourself over the edge
Vet inte hur andra tänker men sånt här får i alla fall mig att älska Orient mer. FF = Fantastiska Fans!
