Singing the Blues
Medan landslagsspel stör det fortsatta ligaspelet kan det finnas anledning att putsa på sången.
Nedan är ett litet urval av det som dykt upp i kölvattnet på Roman Abramovitjs övertagande:
Mel: Carefree
"Debt free where ever we may be, we're gonna buy everyone we see, and we don't give a fuck about the transfer fee, cos we are the wealthy CFC"
Mel: Blue Flag
"From Stamford Bridge to who knows where
Romans jet is in the air.
Flying high up in the sky
Looking for another buy"
Mel: Celery
"Salary, salary, if Vieria* don't come, we'll offer a bung and a bigger salary"
* kan förstås ersättas med andra namn.
(Till Arsenal)
"We'll be running round Arsenal with our wallets hanging out.
We'll be running round Arsenal with our wallets hanging out.
We'll be running round Arsenal, running round Arsenal, running round Arsenal with our wallets hanging out
Singing we've got a fortune, haven't you? (No you ain't!)
Singing we've got a fortune, haven't you? (No you ain't!)
Singing we've got a fortune, we've got a fortune, we've got a fortune, haven't you? (No you ain't!)"
"We are so feckking rich
We've got Abramovich
You can't afford a pitch
Hey Arse ain't life a bitch"
Mel. Macarena
"He came from Congo as a kid, Makelele
He got bored of playing for Real, Makelele
He's found his home at The Bridge, Makelele
Clauuude Makelele, aiiight!"
Mel. Fuck 'Em All
"Buy them all! Buy them all!
Viera, Henry and Raul,
Cause we are the Chelsea and we are the best,
We are the Chelsea so buy all the rest!"
Mel. La Donna E Mobile
"Ro-man A-bra-movitj
Ro-man A-bra-movitj
etc"
