Järnkoll på läget i Div. 2
Scandinavienseagulls.com får idag hjälp av Gullseye skribenten Fred Reckless, att stämma av läget i Div.2, och en hel del snytingar delas ut.
Läget för alla Brighton supportrar, börjar så här i början på Juni, bli aningen spänt. Vi har fortfarande inte fått klartecken från Mr Coppell. Zamora försvinner garanterat, och vi har inte ett enda nyförvärv på ingång. Men ha förtröstan, veckans gästkrönikör Fred Rickless, till vardags skribent i magasinet Gullseye, reder här ut läget inför nästa säsong.
******Varning, krönikan kan för vissa kännas stötande******
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Division 2 news roundup
by Fred Reckless
Welcome to a round-up of news from Albions' Division 2 opponents.
Firstly, fans of Luton Town, not only pissed off after the sacking of Joe Kinnear, must now be shitting themselves with worry. In an interview on Five live at 9.15 on Sunday, whilst talking to the clubs chairman "elect", the words "property developer", "relocation", and "lack of money" were all mentioned !!!!!!!!!!! Bollocks !!!!! Ground share with Milton not-so-Keynes anyone?!!
Tottenham Manager Glenn Hoddles' interest in Bobby Z appears to be cooling. Not wishing to meet Albions' demands for an untried premiership striker, Hoddle is turning his interest to PSV Eindhoven striker Mateja Kezman; an untried Premiership striker. Who he ?????. And 6 million !!! HA HA FUCKING HA!!!!!!!!!!!
At Sheffield Wednesday, Chris Turner is trying to sign striker Michael Reddy on a permanent basis.
Hartlepools have "parted company" with manager Mike Newall who, after years and years of doing absolutely sod all, turned up, and got them promoted. Hartlepool doing sod all, that is, not Mr. Newall. Expect Relegation. If there's trouble now, it will only get worse. Power struggling Monkey hangers.
Rushden & Diamonds - surely the team with the most stupid name in football - ( apart from Crystal Palace of course ) have released Dean Holdsworth. Meanwhile, Duane Darby, (a footballer called Duane ??), has signed a new two year deal.
Blackpool - home of the northern slapper - have signed Man Utd reserve Kirk Hilton on a freebie.
Big Fat Barry Fry-up, Boss of Peterboro', looks like grabbing Barnet striker Junior Agogo.
Swindon being linked to Luke Beckett ???
Q.P.R being linked, again, to Jamie Cureton.
And fellow relegation victims Very bloody Grimsby are looking to strengthen their squad by bringing in Preston's Michael Keane (Tosser), and Pompey's Richard Hughes.
Meanwhile, no-one is being linked to the Albion. No new players to freshen up a very stale squad where competition for places seems to be a thing of the past. Oh - and no manager yet either.
Keep the Faith !!!
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Up the Seagulls!
